"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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