i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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