Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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