I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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