They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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