i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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