We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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