Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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