i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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