I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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