I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...