i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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