is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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