Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
