Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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