This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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