i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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