I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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