Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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