So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you never un-have a 4some
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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