So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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