k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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