She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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