Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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