I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize