Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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