you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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