Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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