we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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