He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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