You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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