Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We are two peas in an std pod
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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