i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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