Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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