Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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