Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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