Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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