i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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