But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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