just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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