Sponge bath it is.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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