Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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