So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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