people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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