You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
