That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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