Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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