DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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