in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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