i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize