its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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