we have pet lesbian snakes
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You were trust falling into bushes
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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