He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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