Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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